Looking at a $1 bill:
Me: No, that’s the First President of the United States.
TD2: *angry scowl* DAAAAAADDDDY!!
Me: That’s Daddy?
Me: Daddy’s the President of the United States?
TD2: Yes! Daddy! 😀
And, there you have it folks: T4, First Family.
TD1 on race: I not black. I brown. Mommy, you’re not brown. You’re white brown!!! And my hand white brown too!
TD1: Look Mommy!!! I got a patend pampon (pretend tampon), just like you!!!!
The things kids do with tissue……and the things they decide to imitate……
T-Daddy: Drink your milk.
TD2: *looks at T-Daddy* *picks up cup* *drops milk*
Apparently she didn’t even look at her cup…..
T-Daddy was laying on the couch, shirtless when this happened:
TD1: Daddy, you have small ones like me!!!
T-Daddy: Yes, baby I do. Now don’t touch.
Now that TD1 knows her anatomy and what nipples are, maybe it’s time to teach her about personal boundaries.